He’s BFFBC with a penis. Not that he’s like BFFBC, it’s the same kind of relationship. Texting about your day, something funny happened, this is what’s going on in my life.
(Note to self: But he can’t give you that. He has other people to do stuff with too. It’s not that he doesn’t like you, he just doesn’t like you more than anyone else.)
I’d rather us be like me and BFFBC now. Hey how’s life kind of stuff every now and then. Also the penis. Always with the penis, you young kids these days.