My first thought when I woke was Oh no, I slept in! I’m going to be late! What time is it? When am I supposed to be there? Where am I supposed to be? Wait. What day is this? Am I… Where am I… But… Oh, I already went there and then came home and fell asleep and I’m an idiot and I have sheet dents in my face and pretty much all over my body and the day is half over now. Where’s my phone? I need to write this shit down. Why do I need to record this? It happens all the time. Post.