In surprisingly not jealous of Unionguy’s girlfriend. It is very rare that I don’t take to people but I didn’t like her at all. I tried a couple of times. At first I thought she knew I was hot for her man. Maybe she did. Or maybe she assumed I would be hot for him because who isn’t, quite frankly? But she doesn’t seem to be able to smile. And Unionguy smiles less when she’s around. (I might have made that up. No reason.) Anyway, met her a couple of times, didn’t like her, I’m crazy about her boyfriend.
I guess what I’m trying to say is I simply like me better and hope I win.
There’s the problem. I always have to win.