Today’s thoughts, Tumblr edition:
You are a mother fucking idiot. After all this time you are still spending your life asking for handouts and pity. So sad.
You know this new guy? That I dumped you for and still smell every time I inhale? He’s a man. Like, considerate of others, not looking for excuses, doing his best even when he fucks up kind of man.
Shit, I am so happy you are out of my life. I want to be kind but I’m just so fucking overjoyed I can’t see straight. Especially when his big fat cock is squirting pleasure into my mouth.
Thanks for fucking up enough for me to get you out of my life for good.