I must have written this after the consumption of much alcohol last night. Not very nice, me. Bitter much?

​Today’s thoughts, Tumblr edition:

You are a mother fucking idiot. After all this time you are still spending your life asking for handouts and pity. So sad.

You know this new guy? That I dumped you for and still smell every time I inhale? He’s a man. Like, considerate of others, not looking for excuses, doing his best even when he fucks up kind of man.

Shit, I am so happy you are out of my life. I want to be kind but I’m just so fucking overjoyed I can’t see straight. Especially when his big fat cock is squirting pleasure into my mouth.

Thanks for fucking up enough for me to get you out of my life for good.

Penis.

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