The members of the families represented here tonight aren’t very nice. It’s not that they don’t treat each other well, it’s that they aren’t nice.
UG is nice. I am very nice. I like being nice and I like it when others are nice to me. I think we would… sorry, we will be good together.
I like that I discovered his weakness before he told me about it. I like that he told me about it and that I already knew. I wonder what other weaknesses he has. I wonder what it would be like to argue with him. And what would we argue about.
I wonder about a lot of things. I like wondering. I like not knowing. Evolution.
We’re going to have a lot of fun together. I’m excited about this.
And inevitably there will come a day that things aren’t so fun anymore, for a while. There will be struggles and strife. We are human beings, that is the truth of life. But we will always be on the same team, we will treat each other with kindness and respect and naughty body parts, and that will make all the difference.
I always want to clarify, in case i didnt imply the ‘you or someone like you’ theory. Im planning the life I want, I’m putting it out into the universe. The love of my life might not be UG, but what do i know? Nothing. I’m pretty sure it’s him, though. But I do want some more research first. And delay and ease into the pleasure. And do sex. Oh god, and do sex.